So I’ve decided that I want to start a new segment where every now and again I will share some of the random thoughts I have throughout my life. Hopefully you find them as entertaining, inspirational, annoying, etc… as I do. Without further adieu, episode 1 of Random Thoughts:
1 – I miss New York City. And I wish I could live there. Somewhere by Broadway. Or Central Park. Or, well, anywhere.
2 – My sister, Katie, is actually hella cool…but don’t tell her I said that. It would ruin my reputation as the mean older brother.
3 – No breakfast is complete without the inclusion of Bacon (and yes, I believe Bacon has earned the right to always carry a capital B regardless of its placement in a sentence).
4 – My insomnia is pissing me off. The only reason is because I haven’t been able to go to bed in time to wake up to watch a sunrise nor have I been able to stay up long enough to see a sunrise.
5 – I love Sara Bareilles’s voice. Seriously, I would take her voice out to a fancy dinner, spend all night dancing with it and then spend all night lying in bed with it while it sang to me.
6 – Old people shouldn’t wear shorts or sandals or high heels or bikinis or anything else that’s meant to show off any part of your body. Overalls with a turtleneck underneath with old man loafers are acceptable.
7 – I want a big aquarium in my house when I get one. Inside would be sharks and eels and manta rays. Probably a giant squid.
8 – I really thought I’d always like roller coasters. But judging from recent events, I don’t like them anymore. Seriously, Lagoon isn’t as glamorous as I remembered it being.
9 – I am damn lucky to have a daughter as wonderful as mine. She isn’t nearly as, um, let’s say, uh, rambunctious as most children.
10 – Remember that daughter I was just talking about in #9? I want to take her to Disneyland. Or Disney World. Mostly so she can see the princesses she won’t stop obsessing over!
11 – I’m starting to get the hang of other children though there are still many times I want to smack them across the face (I know, it’s terrible, but it’s just who I am).
12 – Seth MacFarlane in concert – not funny. So disappointing! He has an amazing voice but when the guy behind Family Guy and American Dad says he’s gonna sing in concert, you expect more.
13 – I fall in love with my wife all over again at least once a day. I hope and pray that the rush of that experience never goes away.
Alright, that sums up my random thoughts for today. Let me know what y’all (see how clever that is, combining you and all into one word – stupid hicks) think and I may keep doing it.
– Paul
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